[風船クラブ] 兄・妹 [英訳]
#41802 - I need help with my pecker! Granma McCutcheon said, No, Wendell, what I'm tryin' to say is, ain't your Ma never told you the facts of life? Now I was real confused, cause only facts I ever knowed about was what's in them 'cyclopaedia books my Ma keeps on the bureau in the parlour room, so I said, Granma, I don't know what yer talkin' about but I need help with my pecker real bad. Now bein' if Uncle Abe is my ma's first cousin, then technically that makes him my second cousin, but like I said, he's just like a uncle to me, but I guess that means Betsy-Jo is really my third cousin, but folks don't go puttin' too many numbers on things like that out this way.